ICQ
Junkies
Probably the most pitiful addicts of them all.
They're so addicted to ICQ, and so terrified of losing it, that they spread
nasty rumors about having to pay for it. They'll forward anything
to everyone on their list, including (but not limited to) fake virus scares,
hugs, kisses, water balloons, Pepsi, Budweiser, and
angels.
These people are sorely in need of your understanding
and patience. If you know someone who is an ICQ junkie, please, please
get them some help. Their internet lives are in danger from all those
nasty little virus rumors they keep
spreading.
To speak to our expert,
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