ICQ Junkies
Probably the most pitiful addicts of them all.  They're so addicted to ICQ, and so terrified of losing it, that they spread nasty rumors about having to pay for it.  They'll forward anything to everyone on their list, including (but not limited to) fake virus scares, hugs, kisses, water balloons, Pepsi, Budweiser, and angels.
These people are sorely in need of your understanding and patience.  If you know someone who is an ICQ junkie, please, please get them some help.  Their internet lives are in danger from all those nasty little virus rumors they keep  spreading.
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