These poor souls spend EVERY Friday and Saturday night cruising through the net looking for more free downloads, more animated cursors, more desktop packages, and more wav files. They gather at www.download.com waiting like vultures for new software. They subscribe to ezines so they can get the latest scoops on everything new and wonderful for their PCs.
Be careful with these lonely peope, they love their PCs more than they love their dogs. If you need to speak to an expert on Netaholics, please click here.
If your symptoms include more than three of those listed below, please seek help immediately.
___You subscribe to more than two technical ezines.
___You watch the sun come up through the window behind your PC every Saturday morning.
___You have "tweaked" your PC until it is the best in its class.
___You own every desktop theme ever put out.
___You have less than 50 mb of hard disk left.
___You know every driver file by name and location.
___You have more than 5 different animated cursor themes.
___You forgot what your significant other looks like.
___You email nifty little software to your friends.
