Zonaholics

Zonaholics

Poor people. They started off with 6 little game rooms in an obscure corner of the net. Now they have 2 million people in Lord knows how many rooms - and they STILL fill 'em up. They're addicted to spades, bridge, hearts, checkers, chess, othello, go, and other games as well. If you know someone who is addicted to the Internet Gaming Zone, have them speak to our expert by clicking here.

Remember, this is a serious affliction and must be treated by professionals. The withdrawal symptoms can be deadly, so if you value your life, please don't try to force a loved one to go cold-turkey.

Check for these symptoms

___You start carrying a deck of cards everywhere you go, so you can have a "hit" even though you're not online.

___You say TRAM at the dinner table.

___Your mouth waters when you see the word "tourney".

___You call your friends "pards".

___When you see someone you are attracted to in real life, you invite them for a game.

___You start saying LOL and BRB when you are talking to people at the office.

___You know more people in other countries than the ones you know in your own.

___You're thinking about starting a tourney of your own.

___You tell people that your friends like to sit in your lap.

___You're disappointed when you meet your zone friends in person, and they don't have big, silly eyes.

___You decide to become a sysop so you'll have a good reason to be in the Zone.

Other than my addiction, I am NOT affiliated with Microsoft or with the Internet Gaming Zone.

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